Running List: Things I Supposedly Am (according to my whore coworker)

1.) Terrible person (sometimes true)

2.) Stripper (absolutely false)

3.) Whore (No; whores cost money)

4.) Slut (Sluts get laid way more than I do)

5.) Heartbreaker (mostly not true)

6.) The Devil (this was because I made cupcakes since "location accuracy went up" [or in colloquial terms, "Sybil" got fired])
7.) "The Destroyer"
8.) Abaddon (see above)
9.) Children's encyclopedia (you know what, fuck this dude in the ear.)

I feel like this list will be important some day...

Edit: it's strange that my blog is Unholy Cupcakes and someone called me the Devil because I made cupcakes...