A Request

To any of my tens (ones?) of readers:

OMG NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO INVITE ME TO THEIR WEDDING THIS YEAR.  I AM GOING TO GO BANKRUPT.

Very Truly Yours,


Eris M. Greenberg

Sharktopus won't be kept at bay!

I was Angler Sharktopus for Halloween, but the pictures turned out bad.  Apparently Blogger realized this, because check these nachos out:

Uh, yes.  Yes that does look like a shark dorsal fin!

The shape occurs during the period I was wearing my costume.  COINCIDENCE?

Because No Event is Too Sacred For a South Park Reference

Possibly, maybe, this is a real picture of "Eris Greenberg" and her icky mouth.

An E-Card I Made for E-Fizzle