One of my facebook friends posted the following video:
Well, his was from Google Video, but I digress. Anyway, I am pretty sure my friend was being facetious, because... you know, bananas are that way through selective cultivation by humans, and if God likes bananas so much, why aren't they ubiquitous and OMG I have to stop. Also, pineapples. But let's roll with this for a second.
Eris Motherfucking Greenberg is allergic to bananas. They make her feel icky and her insides start itching. I feel like if God created bananas to be awesome for human beings, and God made me allergic to them, God must hate me. Fuck this God guy. For serial.
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