Because of how many times I have stared death in the face in this freezer, I have personified it.
Sometimes it allows ice to accumulate on its floor:
Other times it gives me an asthma attack just going in there:
Then this one time I had to go in through a different entrance and I cut my hand on the handle:
But today it decided to just rain containers of vanilla ice cream on me:
I really should look into life insurance. Do they cover malicious freezer deaths?
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