"I am at the DMV with 100 numbers ahead of me because I did not want to pay an extra fee. I am either Jewish, masochistic, or both."
My vote is on both. It didn't help that THE HOTTEST GUY EVER was at the DMV reading H.P. Lovecraft and I was way too nervous to talk to him. I sound creepy when I talk to men, even when I am not trying to pick them up. I think my birthday buddy was a little weirded out by the suggestion we go to the DMV together, for example.
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