One of my dearest friends in the world was given the initials "PCP" at birth, which is probably why they don't encourage people in AA to date and marry each other. The following is a snippet of a text exchange we had:
Her: I am regularly seeing a 43 yo who is in a long term open relationship
Me: Neat. Sometimes I have cybersex with an emotionally crippled functional alcoholic.
Her: GET AWAY FROM MY DAD!!!
Me: What, he's a priest and I look like an underage kid. Isn't that the circle of life?
Don't even ask me how it is that her dad managed to become a priest. Catholicism works in mysterious ways.
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