Stuff I Have Said (without context): America, FUCK YEAH!

"Like America, Eris Greenberg has taken out her trash."

Uncalled For Stuff My Coworker has Said (without context)

"It drinks up more semen than you do on a Friday night."

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Bitches, Who May or May Not Know Nothing 'Bout Ellipses

"Australia may have animals that can kill you, but we have nukes that will kill you faster."

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Things That Make Me a Sad Panda

"I need a new job working with a bunch of catty homosexuals."

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Zombie Apocalypse Readiness Issues

"I mean, Little House on the Prairie made this shit seem complicated."

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Hey, Could You Get That?

"How many Xs need to come before the L in your suspender size?"

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Secret Cats and Other Travesties

You know, there are days where I would like to unionize just to be able to threaten to strike.  But then I think to myself that my father did not somehow injure his back and fail his draft phyisical for Vietnam, freeing him from having to flee to Israel to avoid service, just so I could become a Communist.  My mother probably gave birth to me specifically for this reason though.  Hm, what to do?