Notosha's Birthday E-Card

You know, for something I have never actually seen, I worry a lot about anglerfish:

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Gay Welshies in Russia

"I hope I have made you laugh inappropriately in front of your chin (is that what he would be to you as you are his beard?)"

Stuff I Will Deny Saying (without context): workplace romances

"Maybe I should talk to HR about hiring more cute single heterosexual guys."

Stuff I Will Probably Be Saying Next Week (without context)

"Beth, bear-mace that guy!"

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Cake

"Cake is for winners."

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Foreign Languages

"Swedish sounds less like the Swedish chef than I have been led to believe. Lying muppets."

An E-Card I Made for E-Fizzle