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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Stuff I Have Said (without context): America, FUCK YEAH!

"Like America, Eris Greenberg has taken out her trash."
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Uncalled For Stuff My Coworker has Said (without context)

"It drinks up more semen than you do on a Friday night."
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About This Blog

Sometimes I say things so amazingly profound I must share them with the world. That is not what I post here though.

"Unholy Cupcakes" began as my attempt to be an internet celebrity by making fun of dumb people I know, mostly through the use of facebook screenshots. Since that time, it has become clear that I am my own biggest fan, and the dream of internet celebrity died. Forever. Now I mainly write about stupid things that have come out of my mouth, and present them with absolutely no context, as part of my new plan.

Step 1: Ramble and rave on the internet.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Find meaning of life.

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Eris Greenberg
Eris Greenberg is a pseudonym for someone with a less awesome name and a vague understanding of what the word "libel" means. She also tends to bitch about her job a lot, in the same way married people bitch about their spouses. A noted cupcake enthusiast, and aspiring super-villain, Eris has been annoying the internet with her presence since 1991. As well as being a hater of anglerfish and lover of the word "dude", Eris is best known to friends as a paranoid spinster who watches too many crime dramas and cannot be bested at Star Trek Scene-It. Writing in third-person makes her feel like a bad-ass.
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Things I Have Apparently Thought I Was Blogging About

anglerfish (5) birthdays (5) boob injuries (6) comics (14) cupcakes (1) Growing Up UU (3) I am a cackle of rads all by myself (3) insomnia chronicles (10) my black black heart (1) Myriad Irritations (3) newz (2) Patience (5) seriously (4) Stuff I Have Said (without context) (89) things I write when I'm bored (1) Ties of DNA (11) trauma (1) twelve days before Christmas (1) work (19) world is trying to kill me (6)

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