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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Bitches, Who May or May Not Know Nothing 'Bout Ellipses

"Australia may have animals that can kill you, but we have nukes that will kill you faster."
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Monday, April 4, 2011

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Things That Make Me a Sad Panda

"I need a new job working with a bunch of catty homosexuals."
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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Stuff I Have Said (without context): Zombie Apocalypse Readiness Issues

"I mean, Little House on the Prairie made this shit seem complicated."
Posted by Eris Greenberg at 9:45 PM No comments:
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About This Blog

Sometimes I say things so amazingly profound I must share them with the world. That is not what I post here though.

"Unholy Cupcakes" began as my attempt to be an internet celebrity by making fun of dumb people I know, mostly through the use of facebook screenshots. Since that time, it has become clear that I am my own biggest fan, and the dream of internet celebrity died. Forever. Now I mainly write about stupid things that have come out of my mouth, and present them with absolutely no context, as part of my new plan.

Step 1: Ramble and rave on the internet.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Find meaning of life.

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Eris Greenberg
Eris Greenberg is a pseudonym for someone with a less awesome name and a vague understanding of what the word "libel" means. She also tends to bitch about her job a lot, in the same way married people bitch about their spouses. A noted cupcake enthusiast, and aspiring super-villain, Eris has been annoying the internet with her presence since 1991. As well as being a hater of anglerfish and lover of the word "dude", Eris is best known to friends as a paranoid spinster who watches too many crime dramas and cannot be bested at Star Trek Scene-It. Writing in third-person makes her feel like a bad-ass.
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Things I Have Apparently Thought I Was Blogging About

anglerfish (5) birthdays (5) boob injuries (6) comics (14) cupcakes (1) Growing Up UU (3) I am a cackle of rads all by myself (3) insomnia chronicles (10) my black black heart (1) Myriad Irritations (3) newz (2) Patience (5) seriously (4) Stuff I Have Said (without context) (89) things I write when I'm bored (1) Ties of DNA (11) trauma (1) twelve days before Christmas (1) work (19) world is trying to kill me (6)

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